Natioanl Championship Preveiw

I have no rooting interest in tonights game so I thought I would break down some aspects of the game to choose a team to root for.

Location:
Lousiana - My in-laws live there and the entire state worships LSU but they do have the Saints.
Alabama - The only people I know from Alabama go t Mississippi for college, that should tell you something.
ADVANTAGE: LSU

Offense:
Based on their previous meeting that should mean little in this game.  Bama does have T. Richardson who was a Heisman finalist so.....
ADVANTAGE: BAMA

Team Colors:
Purple and Yellow are Hideous and Maroon is boring.
ADVANTAGE: PUSH

Mascot:
LSU - Tiger
BAMA - a tide or an elephant
Tigers in Lousiana is just redicoulous you would think a state nicknamed "hunters paradise" could come up with something better, yet Bama has a mascot called the tide and decided to represent that with an elephant.... This one is tricky
ADVANTAGE: LSU

Defense:
Both teams do this well (probably leading to the most boring Game since the 9-6 nailbiter they played earlier in the year) but LSU has the "honey badger" the most awsome nickname in sports and he was a Heisman finalist so....
ADVANTAGE: LSU

Coaches:
LSU - Les Miles "The Mad Hatter" seems like an ok guy, has made vague references to a faith in Jesus and God (he's no Mark Richt), wears a different hat for every game, eats grass on the field to "become one with the game" has a nice looking family.
Bama - Nick Saban - saban rhymes with Satan, that about some it up.  This guy is a good football coach but reminds me of a used car salesman or an ambulance chasing lawyer.
ADVANTAGE: LSU

After this in depth analysis I really have no dog in this fight so i just hope for a compettive High scoring Big 12 shootout!